Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Rural Charms
“Town consists mostly of thieves.”
I passed off the Sheriff’s remark as Law Enforcement Wit.
But a year later, I met with him to decide which particular cheat worth pursuing.
“All too petty,” laughs he. “You know those French guys in those sword-fighting flicks? What they yell, I mean?”
“En Garde!”
“Best you can do.”
Labels: bad town, law enforcement, rural crime
