Tuesday, April 24, 2018
Calculating Charm
-Your Monette is, like, continuously sweet!
-Uh huh? Natural or calculated?
Perhaps I should inquire of her
other warm friend?
Perhaps I should inquire of her
other warm friend?
-Is...the Green-eyed Monster whispering
again into your suspicious ear?
-He takes no breaks!
-Why not just trust her?
-I’m gonna pretend you couldn’t
ask a question that utterly stupid.
-I’M stupid? You’re making The Queen
Elizabeth into a tramp steamer!
-You’d be surprised. Anyway, I’m getting
the goods on her. Slowly but surely.
-Obsessive jealousy will tear you apart!
-Whaaa obsessive? I work my eight hours.
-Then, revert to Sherlock Holmes?
-Elementary my dear Watson!
She’s a goddamn cheater!
-Why not give the harrowing investigation a break? Go to
a ballgame with us guys! Ass around! Loud and drunk! You need some perspective!
a ballgame with us guys! Ass around! Loud and drunk! You need some perspective!
-What? And give the women an excuse to get together and brag about Mr Long-Cock?
-So? She’s the tease-provoking sleaze?
Pretty little Monette? Cut it out!
-Not for much longer.
-I’ll stop. Lest you tag me Secret Screwer!
-Death too good for such a one!
Labels: jealous obsession, jealousy, sweetness
