Sunday, April 29, 2018
The Endless Fight for Respect
-How goes the Thirty Year Purge?
-Deadest end! And worse than death, really!
-Embarrassment?
-Unfortunately! Last unearthing was a grimy trove of kids’ stuff in the attic. Still smelling of piss and shit even after all these years!
-Hey! They got their own kids stinking up
their respective joints!
-Christ! The History of Odor!
-What’s done is done.
-I won’t relax until the whole crap’s on
the garbage truck being hauled away.
-Do you worry about the garbage men
making wisecracks, which then filters
to the village?
-I know it’s ridiculous, but Liz and I can’t help it!
-Middle-Class! Means you’re embarrassed every fuckin moment of your life!
-I thought the latest pegs us as Lower-Upper?
-There’s no escape: Death, Taxes, Shame!
Labels: children, human, Middle Class Strictures, shame