Monday, June 25, 2018
Girl, Boy
-Have you ever been declared
legally dead?
-By lover or physician?
-Let me think. Both?
-Twenty-Vaguely-Ten! John Barleycorn, too, strongly vying for my affection and treatment!
-And he obviously won!
-Only in the long run. Turning gay
upped my game in the short one.
-Made it more flamboyant, bet
you that!
-Man does not live on bets alone.
-You wagered you die and you lived!
-What’re the ODDS?
-I’d guess even up either way.
-You’re a woman...and I’m thinking
about switching back.
-Never on my dime!
Labels: alcoholism, gay, legally dead, sex switch
