Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Professional Discussion of Personal Matters
-The strangest anomaly of our profession
is that the best-selling female
robot is the most returned.
is that the best-selling female
robot is the most returned.
-Ah Stella-B! infuriatingly inconsistent.
And occasionally vicious!
-Who can stand her?
-Well not the Mama’s Boys!
-Back to Mommy is it?
-For the plate of steaming cookies
and pretty bandaids for boo-boos!
-She’ll need to turn on even more
Mommy-Power than that, since
Stella-B is never ever refunded!
-Thus must Life forever sting
deluded babies!
-Why don’t we build a robot mirroring
a truly sweet woman? She'll more maturely
comfort our Mama’s Boy!
comfort our Mama’s Boy!
-Mirroring a WHAT?
-Can’t exist?
-Not now. Last a Ginger Toffee.
Red Cross Girl, World War 1!
-Kept the Home Fires Burning?
-Well, not exactly.
Labels: female robot, Mama's Boy, robot
