Sunday, November 18, 2018
Present and Future Odds
-You and Gwennie are pegged at 7-1.
-Not bad!
-Especially since you’re both coming
off horrendous breakups.
-I weathered the humiliating storm;
I can’t speak for her.
-And please don’t start. My tipsheet say
you’re a bit of a controler.
-She’s so sweet that she invites same.
-Uh huh? But they really like your
ability to forgive.
-That’s sheer bullshit. My grudge
against my cheating former will
never ever end!
-Excuse me while I get this call,
Ooops! 9-1 presently.
-Tell them to go f-
-I’m buying in for thousand!
-Hey! That’s YOUR addiction!
-What’s yours?
-Making a total asshole outa myself!
-For LOVE!
-Always a lousy bet.
-Not this time. Got money riding on
you two beauties.
-That’s hardly the right noun.
-Romeo and Juliet!
-Uh huh! So-called Literature crowded
by tragic loves!
-Not THIS one. For the Ages!
-And the farmer took another load away!
-You’re my moneymaker!
-Why not? Money being shit like
everything else,
-How can Gwennie stand you?
-She’s in it for the money.
-What money?
-You’ll share your payoff, as will
the others.
-Sounds crooked!
-Ah yes!
Labels: attitude, betting, love, luck, odds, relationship
