Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Doctor For the Moment
With Huds all sedated and cleaned,
he was declared ripe to be wheeled into
one of the operating rooms.
When the supervising physician queried
"What's he here for?"
And nobody knew.
"Well, then, who's left in the Doctors'
Lounge?"
"The Mad Egyptian only."
"Does he have a specialty?"
"Chaos!"
"Oh well, patient a male, seventy-four.
Bound to have peeing problems.
Guess he could try something
vaguely urological?"
"As you instruct."
"This hospital solves problems!"
"Hell yeah!"
