Wednesday, September 11, 2019
Regular Guy as Vanishing Species
-Thomas Wolf said that
we walk the Streets of Life
alone!
-Pretty much, but since
you're wearing raggedy
shorts anyway,
sit down on that filth-
y curb to share a brewski.
-Done! And talk low
politics, high...whatever,
and cunt-actresses?
-Or, more seriously, why
we can't get girlfriends!
-Hey! They get their choice!
I'd pick neither of us--that's
for sure.
-Because we're not
handsome?
-Your gift for understatement.
-You...burp and fart
an awful lot.
-Enjoyably!