Thursday, November 28, 2019
Mind
-Well? Made up your mind?
-WHAT mind?
-Only one you got!
-I’m being sarcastic.
-Good! That’s being SOMEthing at least!
Monday, November 25, 2019
What Gets Kicked Out
Congressional Shanty
-Confirmed Lefty I, but performances
of kiss-ass Republican under the TV
Lights strains credulity. They don’t care
what’s truth and what fantasy!
-What they used to say of Shanty Irish?
“SHIT IN THE BED AND KICK IT OUT!”
-Too harsh even for me.
-They could go to St Monica’s but
Moslems of their time.
-Hated! Both! Big Deal!
-The Harps learned to ape passable
behavior...even pick up a bar of soap.
-Okay now: modern Republicans
don’t stink! Slow up here!
-Stink-Coverers cheap at every drug store!
But, hey! Anyway! As I think about it, not just
try to make a sensational statement, my
comparison doesn’t work!
-Contrite, you?
-Definitely! Because Republicans don’t
actually kick it out!Wednesday, November 20, 2019
Democrat and Republican
D
Am I my brother’s keeper?
Fuck no! But I try helping
out when I can.
R
What? Thus adding to the already unconscionably huge population of lazy bums?
Fuck no all right!
Trouble is: Much too many
parts of no you can’t grasp!
parts of no you can’t grasp!
D
Uh huh? But most parts
of grasping I sure do!
Tuesday, November 19, 2019
Truth Revealed
-All phony! False! Nothing is valid
or solid. All theories, especially those
coming from experts, utter utter
BULLSHIT!
-I know where you're coming from, and
you have a point, but I can mostly
contradict it with a few words.
-Doubt it! But who am I not to listen?
-THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON!
-I’m blown away! But...tiny doubts.
-Google it! Pictures! Text! Eminent Professors!
IT HAPPENED! Videos even!
-That clinches it. Feeling much better: THANKS!
Monday, November 18, 2019
Power Through Personality
Your shyest ones?
Who wouldn’t say Shit!
if they had a mouthful?
Uh huh? Master
Manipulators really!
Life as icy planning
board? And their
opposites? Devising rags
to sing as Blabber-
Stars in voluble dramas?
Everything for them-
selves while they brag,
or cry, operatically
of martyrdom! Poles
apart, these two. Who
apart, these two. Who
nonetheless can switch though.
Severest panic steeling
such swerves of
Severest panic steeling
such swerves of
breathtaking nerve!
Sunday, November 17, 2019
Making Right Case
-Would you agree that the Right
has valid and substantial points?
-I would! Not just the spittle-
rant of a crazy uncle.
-Good! Then we can talk.
-Of course! But I demur when
folks shoved into ovens.
-Oh? But Hairy Lefty, Well-Done, so
improves Society!
-Nearly as much as Barbecued Jew?
-A dish devoutly to be wished, and in
profusion.
-Black Humor! And making fun of me!
Oh I do realize I’m LEAPING ahead:
from coherent Righties to Unspeakable
Fascist Murderers!
-By all means let’s continue to speak freely!--
while, of course, not neglecting the fires.Saturday, November 16, 2019
"I dreamt I...in my...!
SHE
Women would kill for
Jimmy Cho heels!
HE
Flotsam-Jetsam too trivial
for trivia!
SHE
Well excuse me!
HE
You know my test for love.
SHE
Will she put in a toilet with you?
But why restrict it to just one
crappy job? Got a sucker?
Then redo the whole filthy
apartment!
HE
That’s love!
SHE
Can she wear her Jimmy Cho’s?
HE
Of course! And strapped
micro jeans with lace panties
a-peeking!
SHE
And…!
HE
Stop there! How long am I
to restrain myself before doing
her before the place?
to restrain myself before doing
her before the place?
SHE
Wouldn’t be true
to her Jimmy Chos!
HE
Why are women such assholes
generally?
SHE
A privilege won in the Sexual
Revolution!
Revolution!
HE
Till now you’re greater ones
than men?
than men?
SHE
That’s impossible forever!
Friday, November 15, 2019
High Horses
-Well, what's the trouble?
-You tell me! What the hell do
I pay you for?
-I'm not about to practice Veterinary
Medicine on a College Professor!
-Nay?
Wednesday, November 13, 2019
Magic!
-What’s that highbrow TV show? Great Performances!
-You mean that HE…?
-When he met a female he had known
before, he whispered an intimacy
into her ear.
before, he whispered an intimacy
into her ear.
-Corn! I’m sure.
-Magic! Quickest coloring, and then
warmth from her could heat a room!
warmth from her could heat a room!
-Uh huh? Why am I so prepared to scoff? I’m very very ashamed!
-Yeah! Right! I hear the deep regret!
-I just may have heard such crap heretofore!
-And some of the women as hostile
as you before the utter magic!
as you before the utter magic!
-They couldn’t be! Impossible!
-And always the SAME few words!
-I’m willing to learn!
-I couldn’t possibly reveal them! It would be such a great betrayal!
-Between totally macho assholes?
-Oh ye of little faith!
-Well, you know what the
both of you can do?
-It’s got fuck in it.
-First yourselves. Then do
each other. End the gnawing
frustration!
-I liked the women better
before they all turned vulgar!
before they all turned vulgar!
-Well we sure didn’t!
No returning ever to
Sexual Colonialism.
So make all the demeaning
jokes your exhausted little
brains can cook up!
No returning ever to
Sexual Colonialism.
So make all the demeaning
jokes your exhausted little
brains can cook up!
Monday, November 11, 2019
They Also Serve--oh yeah?
Standing....
Waiting…
as if rooted.
Witness: Mitch.
Whose wife wonders
when he’ll budge from
boring, haughty humility.
Twin daughters puz-
zle not, most requisite
waiting being absolute
DEATH to them! (Plus its
harrowingly high vacuity
actually hoards noi-
some odors, would you
believe?) Their boy-
friends, LOUD! Frantic!
Erratic! Rushed!
Stop-Start-Models
of nothing
whatsoever
but LIFE!
Sunday, November 10, 2019
Stares
Stare out white.
Stare down flight.
Stare away from
her or him hum-
drums on dumb
paths to nowhere.
Join us there:
We know you.
That, only, true!
Saturday, November 09, 2019
The Parties
The guys
in our group
overdo the
CAMP...
switching
swishing
bitching...
higher
exception:
G!
An Art!
Recipient of
so many
secret
notes.
Friday, November 08, 2019
The Man Who Traded Himself In
-It's slow-wwww here!
-Can see!
-I'm listening therefore.
-My brain with a big-
ger cock!
-No prelims!
We're right there!
-What say you?
-Twenty-two thou,
and keep your
smaller mechanism!
-Why bother then?
-Some cretin could
use your weak brain.
-How about me?
What's left?
-Give you Bit of Einstein...and
adequate enough otherwise.
-No Deal!
-Ten thou? And no extra
charge for immaturity.
-The best thing about me!
-Sadly!
Wednesday, November 06, 2019
Sardonic Brother, Sister
-Let us speak of
disgusting things!
-What else?
-A male and female of
our bored, shared,
acquaintance.
-I sense you thinking anent
THE HEARTBREAKERS!
-Such cute overkill!
-Anyway, after out-
piquanting
the human race...
-Well, nearly.
-They meet each other!
-Where can I puke?
-Whilst both enroute
to Jesus sucking
in dimples!
-Twin brutal egos
considering a lesser
infinity?
-They burn this mo-
ment re helping
starving children.
-I'll throw in a buck!
-No!
-Hey! To keep the e-
maciates far away
from them!
Tuesday, November 05, 2019
Go Figure
The woman who really knew
men
encountered--as
so often wished she--
the man who really knew
women!
Capsule?
Scoreboard?
Truth?
How ALmost
decided just
before we spoke?
When both
went mute!
Why, and what
does THAT infer-
nal hassle mean?
Try some other
department there.Monday, November 04, 2019
The Surreal Being the Deal
-You can pick your friends,
and you can pick your nose.
-Go on!
-But you can't pick your
friend's...
-Slower please! Getting
this on my tablet.
-Why not use the app
where you just say it in?
-Too fussy! I speak
only Hungarian there.
-Oh? Your native language?
-Don't be ridiculous!
