Saturday, January 29, 2022
Man Farting Continuously
Diet Docs, Health Store Nostrums, etc, to no nice end!
At work, his new office now: cramped, too private.!
(Because women
won't stop giggling In
the greater space.)
At home, moves, with his girl, to spare bedroom.
(Planning to Lysol old one when
there’s time!).
But her buddies convince her to shunt fart-
sy he to a cot be-
side the furnace!
Under very old, holey, army blankets.
Then! Wondering if possibly harmed
by noxious fumes, wings she to Naturopath
Woman. & last appointment that day so:
Spring-board--believe it
or no--to Lesbo-Fling!
Not long after, the 2 move to Gals’ Collective.
He quietly visits, & they sing at him
boisterous melodies of super-militant
FEMINISM! Quite entertaining!
After...his malodorous malady
curiously hath healed! Wow!
How? Go Figure!