Friday, February 11, 2022
Bernice
-Anyway, 3rd Grade kids held party for Bernice the Baboon! She, touched,
cried.
-With nice cake‘n all?
-Cupcakes, they made.
-8,9 year olds shouldn't bake…!
-Not to worry! Dry stuff mostly: Raisin Bran,
oatmeal packets…cashew spread, jams,
milk powder, honey.
-Yum!
-Then Celeste Onofrio and Budgie-Boy Getz
crushed peanut butter cups using paper
towels--mixed THAT in!
-My mouth saying delicious!
-Bernice couldn't get enough!
-Baboons are pigs!
-You think?
-Google it! Read further how they despise
fellow baboons!
-Never knew!
-Don’t give it Thought-1!...our so-called
UNIVERSITY not into teaching much
nowadays!
-So, anyway, Beloved Baboon Feted! Nice.
-Flaws, though. 1, needs new chip to reach
Fourth Grade; 2, Human-like anomaly: BFOC!
-B…?
-Baboons For Open Carry.
Heads local chapter,
-And the farmer took another load away!
-Nope, sadly not making it up.
-So, pissed-primates wasting others with firearms? Once chatterty-sweet, now homicidal?
-Not picture I prefer.
-Well, nobody promised ANYBODY Rose Garden!
-...wondered about that…
