Tuesday, February 22, 2022
Modestos
Conceited in Modesto
pretty well describes
Hildy Ord-Nussbaum &
Latin Lover, foul-mouthed
Carlos! Once wrapped in their
acquaintanceship watch
out!--especially if too thin
or fat. Giving such wily devils
their due: so often Funny!
& yet warmly California too? Yup.
Go figure!
Unlike the other Coast,
where they cut your legs
out from under with snide, astringent wisecracks. Repeating
limericks fecally underscoring
your all too-evident lacks
that long, long night through.
In Modesto, our Jokesters-2
have a dozen close friends.
Back East? Don’t pretend to ask.