All Over the Place

Professor of some flighty shit, so IRONY

in all that he ORATED! Enough for her,

thus showed she him the door!

“Good luck!” she cooed. “I truly hope

you meet the doting whore you crave!”

Generous, no? But he steamed out and in-

to Catsup Mini. Not easily, too fat for such little

car! Her lovely Hyundai SUV quite soon after

spoke to her: Caution! Near all I-4 Interchanges!

She told it ”Fuck off!” Radio comes through with pancake recipe

as she maniacally drives. 

If you can hear this, PROFESSOR, well HERE’S 

your IRONY and fuckin FATE! 

She crashes barricade on high bridge, topsy-turvs

then meets catsup mini, roof to roof. He never knew

what hit him! Or who. Indeed, anything else…

Strangely enough, Pancake recipe kept trying

from the mangled mess.

She walks with 2 canes presently, will buy 

Dealership next month; thereafter fund yearly

award named for flat Prof she once loved: 

“...Literary Innovation.”