Saturday, March 12, 2022
SCUM
Lessee here: Tiger hadda
put his shoes on in the park-
ing lot, and so scorched
around the course and won
by 5. Man Alive! he burned
with righteous flame. Most Blacks
persisted in misreading rules then
judging them Crap. Boyish Righties
claim presently that women
voice absurd temerity to object
to routine rapes by macho power
freaks. (Mom and Dad! What Honor having
daughters whored by those of
glowing character!) Gals once nervily protested
by employing “Cancel Culture” tactics
to gain remotest Justice, Fox, laughing,
decries such, knowing, tremblingly, how
GOP-loving Blivets butter their bread.
Talk is cheap, but all I got. That said:
America we luvyuh even though you’re,
like, totally fulla SHIT!
