Thursday, November 29, 2018
Lake
Their small office swallowed
by the monster corporation,
Bookkeeper Jellybean surprised
when they got named Innovative
Unit of the Month.
Shocked, really, a month after,
when all fired. But insiders had
known that particular honor
always proved the kiss of death.
They had all gone Hollywood
during the yeasty interim, and
picked up their walking papers
dressed as actors and directors.
Not to be undone, Jellybean had
assumed Garbo’s accent.
“I vant to be alone,” pronounced she.
She got that wish in hospital for a
mild heart attack, and surrounded by
flowers she sent herself.
When she got home she treated
herself with tree mosses, one of
which proved fatal.
Through massive incompetence,
the Corporation still paid a funeral
allowance, and a nice ceremony
was held on the liquidation channel
they owned. Humongous-Deal
Charlie presiding with dignity.
Rev Nucks’ Sermon: The Way of
the Transgressor is Hard.
Indeed.
Labels: Big Fish, Corporate, innovation, Little Fish
Tuesday, January 02, 2018
Two Characters
in search of a Character.
-Every institution makes you lie.
-Always?
-Fortunately not.
Sometimes you can
assert CHARACTER.
-Insist on TRUTH!
-Unless you’ve lost it.
-So so many transactions ago!
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(next post Mon.)
Labels: character, Corporate, Institution, lie, Truth, work pressure
Thursday, December 09, 2010
WikiLeaks
Visa, MC, and Paypal
phalanx 'gainst them,
Corporate Pennant snap-
ping in the militant wind.
Ike served as general and
president. At acid last,
wry prophet.
Visa, MC, and Paypal
phalanx 'gainst them,
Corporate Pennant snap-
ping in the militant wind.
Ike served as general and
president. At acid last,
wry prophet.
Labels: Corporate, MC, Military, Paypal, Visa, Wikileaks
Friday, March 20, 2009
3 Wise Men
-Wall Street Journal says Washington and Corporate Cultures just don’t understand each other.
-I’d say they understand each other all too well.
-What the fuck is myrrh anyway?
-Wall Street Journal says Washington and Corporate Cultures just don’t understand each other.
-I’d say they understand each other all too well.
-What the fuck is myrrh anyway?
Labels: Corporate, Washington
