Thursday, May 03, 2012
They'd Call Reagan a RINO!
Stretch, but Ike was smote
Communist by similar
flare-nostrils.
Monday, February 13, 2012
GPAC, the fiercest con-
servatives meet up in
DC (where the 25-cent tip
reemerges from the vault.)
Overlap, of course, with GOP--
(though it’s hated periodically for
the few vilely RINO outriders. Kept
out by Bible Roarers, thank
The Lord!) When Republican Con-
vention lured NYC, pimps bought
their whores roller skates.
Monday, December 12, 2011
South Carolina
-Well, some think the party getting TOO conservative.
We used to have moderates. Big Tent!
-Fuck all RINOS up their accommodating ass!
-But why give their votes away?
-We don’t want ‘em. Tainted.
-And...I can actually remember a liberal Republican!
Jacob Javits of New York.
-Jewboys don’t count.
-Well, some think the party getting TOO conservative.
We used to have moderates. Big Tent!
-Fuck all RINOS up their accommodating ass!
-But why give their votes away?
-We don’t want ‘em. Tainted.
-And...I can actually remember a liberal Republican!
Jacob Javits of New York.
-Jewboys don’t count.
Labels: Liberal Republican, Moderate Republican, RINO, South Carolina
Thursday, May 26, 2011
The Moderate Discussion
-Where are the young Everett Dirksens to throw a
comfortable fedora into the ring?
-Solid Midwest Republicans? Howled to the fringes
by the Loon Coup!
-And Savaged as RINO?
-Bingo! Besides how much of the past you want?
The guys smelling of booze and tobacco and
armpits swinging their deals under a bare bulb?
-I see them now: hitched up suspenders. No nerds with banks
of computers there.
-Well, do you want to return to that?
-Fervently!
-Where are the young Everett Dirksens to throw a
comfortable fedora into the ring?
-Solid Midwest Republicans? Howled to the fringes
by the Loon Coup!
-And Savaged as RINO?
-Bingo! Besides how much of the past you want?
The guys smelling of booze and tobacco and
armpits swinging their deals under a bare bulb?
-I see them now: hitched up suspenders. No nerds with banks
of computers there.
-Well, do you want to return to that?
-Fervently!
Labels: Midwest Republican, Moderate Republican, Republican, RINO
