Monday, June 27, 2022
Begrimed Old Party
Not news the Principled Right
parades its fool-acidic wins.
Gloating terminates all
cruel streaks.
Welcome to America! But be-
HAVE yo-selfs, Mose'n Missy.
DON'T PISS
The Man off! For
Murdering the Lawed
by twist-knife rule
the least in HIS nightmarish
C-reeetinist-drool!
Labels: anti-feminism, filth, Racism, Republican, Republican Disgrace, Right "Humor", Right Cruelty, Right Sarcasm
# posted by motleycrisp @ Monday, June 27, 2022
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Monday, May 30, 2022
Republicans & Allied Vermin
One comments re suggestion to release pics
of slaughtered Uvalde, Texas schoolchildren
as a spur humiliating politicians
towards sensible Gun Control.
-Don't bother. We'll only devise jingles!
What rhymes with shredded?
Or filigreed?
And almost on the same comic level?
Vids of the gang cleaning up the gore
and jib-jabbering in truly gutter Spanish!
(Okay-- so our humor an acquired taste!)
Labels: gun control, murder of children, Republican, Right Humor, Texas, Uvalde, vermin, vile disgrace
# posted by motleycrisp @ Monday, May 30, 2022
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Great Replacement Theory
Revised
as Republicans
supplanted by
Humans.
Labels: ethnic, GRT, non- white, pseudo-science, Republican
# posted by motleycrisp @ Monday, May 30, 2022
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Saturday, May 28, 2022
GOP
G = GREASE my palm
while mouthing God.
O= O say can you see
how your kid's filigreed?
With Long-Rifled precision and ART,
plus the sucker's prayer-mush after!--
our Hallmark!
P=Pockets
"Fill mine, only
then we'll talk."
Labels: bribery, GOP, guns, moral disgrace, murder of children, Republican, war rifle
# posted by motleycrisp @ Saturday, May 28, 2022
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Saturday, May 21, 2022
Republican Heaven
Pleasant to be greeted
by an Angel with every
feather right!
I speak to him of my fear
re GREAT REPLACEMENT!
--even here. But he brightly reassures:
“Not a Worry!" There being
a separate but equal heaven
for jungle types and their
yellowish co-libtards!
"All so-OOOO Politically Correct-de-deck-TEE!"
Exult I then of course…
and...actually...some black music
quite interesting. Acceptable therefore!
Plus every major city
possesses a CHINATOWN
with interesting food.
(Use your napkin to clean
the cutlery beforehand
just to be sure!)
But obviously the greatest glory in a Heaven
for our OWN Kind
is the absence of Socialist
“Intellectuals” and their wooly
theories of nothing!
(& of course we leave Jews
to their weird devices...
'nuff said.)
Labels: black, Chinese, heaven, intellectual, Jew, liberal, Republican, Right Wing, Yellow
# posted by motleycrisp @ Saturday, May 21, 2022
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Sunday, April 03, 2022
Sen
So & So
from Such & Such
gets poured into hotel's limo.
Smashed & High
he shrieks patriot-drivel
& racy ditties.
Back at the Bash
Fr K zips up PANTHER
basketball jacket,
just far enough
so Roman
Collar still shows.
“35 years in Church,
wouldn’t change a thing!”
Meantime, Sen poured from
limo, carried to his “complimentary” suite.
Week later he votes for war.
2 weeks after that in Booze-Junk Rehab: “VOTE REPUB,
WAR! GIVE PUSSY DEMS NOTHIN! So baby or 2 dies?
Snifflers should exit public life!”
It’s TALK! He doesn’t mean it.
Soul Singers entertain at Bide-a-Bit the following Friday.
He won't go.
Labels: Catholic, Church, Democrat, politics, rehab, Republican
# posted by motleycrisp @ Sunday, April 03, 2022
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Monday, March 28, 2022
Golden Ages
Golden Age of Chinese Art
by Hugh Scott pub 1967.
Senate GOP Leader, in
days more responsible
than rapaciou$. & with
Government by Riot
less admired.
Now Colt-Dolts
& their Karens
must exist. So? Hey!
continue laying down, True
Republicans! Laughing hard
up sleeve at all quaint Hughs!
Thusly, embracing Imbecile
& Master Card.
Labels: Chinese Art, Government By Riot, Hugh Scott, intellectual, Karen, on-the-take, Republican
# posted by motleycrisp @ Monday, March 28, 2022
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Wednesday, January 16, 2019
Compact Model
-So you agree that we have the
best politics money can buy?
-As a Republican, gleefully!
-Dems long-faced about it?
-Hey! They embrace Joe and
Josephine, whilst soliciting a
bribe off their Boss! So pitifully,
hypocritically, sad.
-Not as sad as your gang,
naturally lying and stealing!
-Articles of Faith!
-Which you combine into one
Golden Rule?
-Mais oui!
-Careful mit der French! Intellectual
pretense really belonging to the Left.
-Give us some fun! Evangelicals
got one ear about Jesus-ed off!
Labels: Democrat, lying, politics, pretense, Republican, stealing
# posted by motleycrisp @ Wednesday, January 16, 2019
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Wednesday, January 02, 2019
Constitutional Imbroglio
-Give President a choice: Abdication
or Prison.
-And his party?
-Abolished! In favor of a truly Conservative one!
-What good is that? Same dead, stupid ideas!
-Could be, and yet glorious to some?
-No matter. Always a scrim for blatant thievery at any rate.
-I always knew ideas were good for something!
Labels: Conservative, faction, party, Republican
# posted by motleycrisp @ Wednesday, January 02, 2019
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Sunday, December 30, 2018
Conversing
-Finally, fatally, done between you and
Brittany?
-Undeliverable! me, in snail-mail terms.
-That seems to be good. Have you
learned anything?
-No. Nothing.
-Did she?
-Just how to add another to
her bodycount.
-And go on?
-Like the mighty Mississippi!
-I don’t buy it! You, Victim.
Her, Natural Force!
-She’s evolved. Started as a
mere triple-handful.
-Your rhetoric is, like, self-destructive!
-Nah! Self-INstructive. You win some,
lose some, and some are called
for tsunamis.
-She’s a woman, not an entire world.
-No, the latter would be Steph!
-Already?
-No choice. Mother Nature sent her
to bail me out of funk, much depraved!
-Angel, she?
-Stay with my last word.
-You trying to make Literature here?
It’s a few jokers sort of tragic at
any rate.
-There’s time. Steph carries my
obliteration in her trim bosom.
-And...lower down?
-Must you vulgarize everything?
-I’m registered Republican. No!
Really!
-I can’t talk to you about anything!
-Just the opposite! But you’re required
to acknowledge my superiority!
-There’s hardly a choice.
Labels: affairs, Left, Republican, Right, righteous, sex
# posted by motleycrisp @ Sunday, December 30, 2018
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Wednesday, December 12, 2018
The Paradox of Language
-There are Stupid
Republican Brutes,
and acid wits, both
saying the same things!
-Thus was it ever. So,
such rot
comes out
in the wash,
okay?
-We’re ashamed
to really watch!
-Shame, like love, is fleeting.
Labels: language, paradox, politics, Republican
# posted by motleycrisp @ Wednesday, December 12, 2018
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Thursday, November 22, 2018
Thanksgiving 2026
As a Party we’re
enthusiastic!
The Fairy Gang
as drama-drastic, but
Jews and crowd-
ed Shades
knowing their place.
And the women
only half
blabbing! So?
Some proud day
they’ll make
the last cut.
Labels: Arab, Blacks, browns, ethnic, future, Gays, Republican, women
# posted by motleycrisp @ Thursday, November 22, 2018
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Monday, October 29, 2018
The Hidden Language
-The truly evil Left Conspiracies
funded by one, George Soros!
-Ah yes, Soros! GOP codespeak for
*****JEW!*****
-Come off it now! We’re not
Nazi Germany!
-Oh no? Then let me try this:
Seig Fuckin Heil!
-Yes. And what did that get you?
-Just the instant satisfaction of hearing
your Republican heels click together.
Labels: GOP, Jew, liberal, Nazi, Republican, Soros
# posted by motleycrisp @ Monday, October 29, 2018
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Friday, September 21, 2018
French Question
Will the Republicans
Tartuffe up
to save the sordid ass
of yet another one?
Labels: comedy, Conservative, French Comedy, politics, religious hypocrisy, Republican, Supreme Court, Tartuffe
# posted by motleycrisp @ Friday, September 21, 2018
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Thursday, September 13, 2018
Republican Party USA
Just
5
Baby
Steps
Away
From
Ovens.
Labels: hate, Holocaust, Race, Republican
# posted by motleycrisp @ Thursday, September 13, 2018
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Thursday, August 02, 2018
Quest!
-Trump feuding with Koch Brothers?
-Understandable!
-I don't see that.
-The Right will never ever resolve
their defining question:
What makes a Good Nazi?
-Why they’re sometimes
viciously fighting each
other?
-Road to Perfection being hard!
-But worthy of a Master Race?
-Ja wohl!
Labels: Nazi, Republican, Republican Fascism, Republican Feuds, Right
# posted by motleycrisp @ Thursday, August 02, 2018
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Friday, June 29, 2018
Democrats,
returning the screwing after last
Supreme Court Appointment stolen?
Nope.
Tweedy Professors can't fight…
already balancing mini Danish
on the wrist whilst the hand cradles
Earl Grey…
All that's quite enough at once! don’t
you think?
And against totally nasty pieces of work
called REPUBLICANS?
Well Vegas won't bother with odds there.
Doesn’t even resemble a bet!
Labels: Democrat, political strategy, profs, Republican, soft, strategy
# posted by motleycrisp @ Friday, June 29, 2018
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Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Republican Immigration Jollies
A Dialog
-This country wasn’t built
by men afraid of terrorizing
a few Spick Tykes!
-Ja wohl!
Fellow-
Fascist-
Fuckbrain!
Labels: breaking up families, Fascists, imprisoning children, Republican, Republican Fascists
# posted by motleycrisp @ Wednesday, June 20, 2018
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Thursday, June 07, 2018
Yesterday’s Tomorrow
Hey! Facebook sharing data
with Chinese?
Hey2! The Republicans and fellow
Miscreant Russians stole
an election here--just
fer starters!
Hey fer crisakes!
Forget boundaries in the
NEW
INTERNATIONAL NATION
OF MEGA CRIMINALS!
SuchaFuckinMafia!
Only question’s where
do I pay up?
Labels: crooked politiics, international crime, Republican, Republican-Russian Collusion, Russian, stolen election
# posted by motleycrisp @ Thursday, June 07, 2018
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Wednesday, January 17, 2018
Dancing
-Both Parties dance to the beat of Billionaires.
-Skillfully?
-Not really. GOP slip-slides in its own bullshit.
-Dems don’t?
-Nah, they danced off the floor and into the grimy corridor.
Still trying Twist Moves to Jitterbug rhythms. Pitiful!
-The Grandees stay back in the ballroom with
The Lovely Waltz?
-Emphatically! They need the leisure to figure out how
to fuck everybody.
Labels: dancing, Democrat, jitterbug, political dance, Republican, twist, waltz
# posted by motleycrisp @ Wednesday, January 17, 2018
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