Monday, June 27, 2022

 

Begrimed Old Party

 

Not news the Principled Right

parades its fool-acidic wins.

Gloating terminates all

cruel streaks. 

Welcome to America! But be-

HAVE yo-selfs, Mose'n Missy. 

DON'T PISS

The Man off! For

Murdering the Lawed

by twist-knife rule 

the least in HIS nightmarish 

C-reeetinist-drool!

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Monday, May 30, 2022

 

Republicans & Allied Vermin


One comments re suggestion to release pics

of slaughtered Uvalde, Texas schoolchildren

as a spur humiliating politicians

towards sensible Gun Control.

-Don't bother. We'll only devise jingles!

What rhymes with shredded?

Or filigreed?

And almost on the same comic level?

Vids of the gang cleaning up the gore

and jib-jabbering in truly gutter Spanish!


(Okay-- so our humor an acquired taste!)


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Great Replacement Theory

 

Revised

as Republicans

supplanted by

Humans.

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Saturday, May 28, 2022

 

GOP


G = GREASE my palm

while mouthing God.


O=  O say can you see

how your kid's filigreed? 

With Long-Rifled precision and ART,

plus the sucker's prayer-mush after!-- 

our Hallmark!

P=Pockets

"Fill mine, only

then we'll talk."


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Saturday, May 21, 2022

 

Republican Heaven

 


Pleasant to be greeted

by an Angel with every

feather right! 


I speak to him of my fear

re GREAT REPLACEMENT!

--even here. But he brightly reassures:

“Not a Worry!" There being

a separate but equal heaven

for jungle types and their

yellowish co-libtards!

"All so-OOOO Politically Correct-de-deck-TEE!"

Exult I then of course…

and...actually...some black music

quite interesting. Acceptable therefore! 


Plus every major city

possesses a CHINATOWN

with interesting food.

(Use your napkin to clean

the cutlery beforehand

just to be sure!)


But obviously the greatest glory in a Heaven

for our OWN Kind


is the absence of Socialist

“Intellectuals” and their wooly

theories of nothing!


(& of course we leave Jews

to their weird devices...


'nuff said.)




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Sunday, April 03, 2022

 

Sen

 


So & So

from Such & Such

gets poured into hotel's limo.


Smashed & High

he shrieks patriot-drivel

& racy ditties.


Back at the Bash

Fr K zips up PANTHER

basketball jacket,


just far enough

so Roman


Collar still shows.

“35 years in Church,

wouldn’t change a thing!”


Meantime, Sen poured from

limo, carried to his “complimentary” suite.


Week later he votes for war.


2 weeks after that in Booze-Junk Rehab: “VOTE REPUB, 

WAR! GIVE PUSSY DEMS NOTHIN! So baby or 2 dies? 

Snifflers should exit public life!” 


It’s TALK! He doesn’t mean it.


Soul Singers entertain at Bide-a-Bit the following Friday.


He won't go.



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Monday, March 28, 2022

 

Golden Ages

Golden Age of Chinese Art

by Hugh Scott pub 1967.

Senate GOP Leader, in

days more responsible

than rapaciou$. & with

Government by Riot

less admired. 

Now Colt-Dolts 

& their Karens

must exist. So? Hey!

continue laying down, True

Republicans! Laughing hard 

up sleeve at all quaint Hughs!

Thusly, embracing Imbecile

& Master Card.

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Wednesday, January 16, 2019

 

Compact Model


-So you agree that we have the
best politics money can buy?


-As a Republican, gleefully!


-Dems long-faced about it?


-Hey! They embrace Joe and
Josephine, whilst soliciting a
bribe off their Boss! So pitifully,
hypocritically, sad.


-Not as sad as your gang,
naturally lying and stealing!


-Articles of Faith!


-Which you combine into one
Golden Rule?


-Mais oui!


-Careful mit der French! Intellectual
pretense really belonging to the Left.

-Give us some fun! Evangelicals
got one ear about Jesus-ed off!

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Wednesday, January 02, 2019

 

Constitutional Imbroglio


-Give President a choice: Abdication
or Prison.

-And his party?

-Abolished! In favor of a truly Conservative one!

-What good is that? Same dead, stupid ideas!

-Could be, and yet glorious to some?

-No matter. Always a scrim for blatant thievery at any rate.

-I always knew ideas were good for something!

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Sunday, December 30, 2018

 

Conversing


-Finally, fatally, done between you and
Brittany?


-Undeliverable! me, in snail-mail terms.


-That seems to be good. Have you
learned anything?


-No. Nothing.


-Did she?


-Just how to add another to
her bodycount.


-And go on?


-Like the mighty Mississippi!


-I don’t buy it! You, Victim.
Her, Natural Force!


-She’s evolved. Started as a
mere triple-handful.


-Your rhetoric is, like, self-destructive!


-Nah! Self-INstructive. You win some,
lose some, and some are called
for tsunamis.


-She’s a woman, not an entire world.


-No, the latter would be Steph!


-Already?


-No choice. Mother Nature sent her
to bail me out of funk, much depraved!


-Angel, she?


-Stay with my last word.


-You trying to make Literature here?
It’s a few jokers sort of tragic at
any rate.


-There’s time. Steph carries my
obliteration in her trim bosom.


-And...lower down?


-Must you vulgarize everything?


-I’m registered Republican. No!
Really!


-I can’t talk to you about anything!
-Just the opposite! But you’re required
to acknowledge my superiority!

-There’s hardly a choice.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2018

 

The Paradox of Language


-There are Stupid
Republican Brutes,


and acid wits, both
saying the same things!


-Thus was it ever. So,
such rot


comes out
in the wash,
okay?
-We’re ashamed
to really watch!


-Shame, like love, is fleeting.

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Thursday, November 22, 2018

 

Thanksgiving 2026


As a Party we’re
enthusiastic!


The Fairy Gang
as drama-drastic, but


Jews and crowd-
ed Shades


knowing their place.
And the women
only half


blabbing! So?
Some proud day


they’ll make
the last cut.

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Monday, October 29, 2018

 

The Hidden Language


-The truly evil Left Conspiracies
funded by one, George Soros!

-Ah yes, Soros! GOP codespeak for

*****JEW!*****

-Come off it now! We’re not
Nazi Germany!

-Oh no? Then let me try this:
Seig Fuckin Heil!

-Yes. And what did that get you?

-Just the instant satisfaction of hearing
your Republican heels click together.

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Friday, September 21, 2018

 

French Question


Will the Republicans
Tartuffe up

to save the sordid ass
of yet another one?

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Thursday, September 13, 2018

 

Republican Party USA


Just


5


Baby
Steps
Away


From
Ovens.

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Thursday, August 02, 2018

 

Quest!


-Trump feuding with Koch Brothers?


-Understandable!


-I don't see that.

-The Right will never ever resolve
their defining question:

What makes a Good Nazi?


-Why they’re sometimes
viciously fighting each
other?


-Road to Perfection being hard!


-But worthy of a Master Race?


-Ja wohl!

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Friday, June 29, 2018

 

Democrats,


returning the screwing after last
Supreme Court Appointment stolen?


Nope.


Tweedy Professors can't fight…


already balancing mini Danish
on the wrist whilst the hand cradles


Earl Grey…


All that's quite enough at once! don’t
you think?


And against totally nasty pieces of work
called REPUBLICANS?


Well Vegas won't bother with odds there.


Doesn’t even resemble a bet!

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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

 

Republican Immigration Jollies


A Dialog

-This country wasn’t built
by men afraid of terrorizing
a few Spick Tykes!


-Ja wohl!
Fellow-


Fascist-
Fuckbrain!


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Thursday, June 07, 2018

 

Yesterday’s Tomorrow


Hey! Facebook sharing data
with Chinese?


Hey2! The Republicans and fellow
Miscreant Russians stole
an election here--just


fer starters!


Hey fer crisakes!


Forget boundaries in the
NEW


INTERNATIONAL NATION
OF MEGA CRIMINALS!


SuchaFuckinMafia!


Only question’s where
do I pay up?

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Wednesday, January 17, 2018

 

Dancing


-Both Parties dance to the beat of Billionaires.


-Skillfully?

-Not really. GOP slip-slides in its own bullshit.


-Dems don’t?


-Nah, they danced off the floor and into the grimy corridor.
Still trying Twist Moves to Jitterbug rhythms. Pitiful!


-The Grandees stay back in the ballroom with
The Lovely Waltz?


-Emphatically! They need the leisure to figure out how
to fuck everybody.

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