Saturday, September 20, 2014
Job Description
-I need a shrieker!
-Got one.
-To be heard over the Exchange Floor. I mean.
The bustle of IPOs...the news some CEO just got
pinched for a boy sex rap...or the preliminary bellowing
before the Crash!
-Sound of hearts breaking?
-My present girl yells, but then goes all kittenish
and girly-girly. And you can’t freakin hear her!
-This one can do C over C, and sustain. Bottles explode!
-Send her!
-But that’s all she...
-Hey, forget my former reputation! I even chucked
out the Viagra. Actual speed approaching Zero now.
-I went with her a while. It was like: Would you
care to move a bit, Missy? For my, like, ego?
-As I said, I’m done in that department anyway.
-The Earth has kicked into a new orbit!
-Good for The Earth.
Labels: female voice, sex, shrieking, Stock Market, TV, Viagra
Friday, September 14, 2012
On High Manipulation of Facebook Stock Offering
There’s honor among thieves
but not among the wealthy.
They screw each other over
as gleefully as they do
the poor.
Labels: Facebook, rich, Stock Market, stock offering
