Monday, September 29, 2014

 

Whale


-Gotta pour more money into the Iraqi Army!

-Give them roller skates so they can retreat faster?

-Wouldn't work in the desert.

-You iz right! How did the Eye-talians do it?
And just about everywhere! An Art Form!

-Going a ways back for an example!

-If the foo shits...?

-Speaking of which, how come you
punctuate every utterance with farts.

-A skill.

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Friday, August 02, 2013

 

Freebies and the Couth


Whale
 
Whale beached,
Staff acted, de-

positing him & trophy
wife into poshest suite.
Giving both a bitty casino

bag of mini toiletries & whatever.
Cheapo-shampoo&soaps with fancy

labels. Plus, fortune cookies!
These latter evoking joy

out of all proportion. They read their
futures to each other! The Rich,
having everything, so love freebies.

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