Thursday, April 02, 2015
Fruitful Dialog
-We have become massively precise. I can tell you
when Eskimos shit, thus when not to send our
commercials though the frozen ether.
-Of course! Since a Cray spins at HQ. Plus each minion
possesses desktop, laptop, tablet, smartphone...on and on!
-The result being? By your cynical lights?
-We have become massively INCOMPETENT!
-You exaggerate.
-It’s an Art Form presently!
-Avant Garde or highly ritualized?
-Yes.
Labels: art form, computer, Cray, efficiency, laptop, smartphone, tablet, TV
Monday, September 29, 2014
Whale
-Gotta pour more money into the Iraqi Army!
-Give them roller skates so they can retreat faster?
-Wouldn't work in the desert.
-You iz right! How did the Eye-talians do it?
And just about everywhere! An Art Form!
-Going a ways back for an example!
-If the foo shits...?
-Speaking of which, how come you
punctuate every utterance with farts.
-A skill.
Labels: art form, Iraq, Italy, retreat, Whale
