Monday, April 17, 2017
Two Acceptably Right Wags re Budget
-Grandma too, No more meals for ancient schlemiels on our dime.
-Like, freeze her to death first. Cut out the freebie heat!
-Big Bird will warm her up in the act of fucking!
-Our wit is under-appreciated.
Labels: Big Bird, budget, heating fuel, PBS, Sesame Street, social programs
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Out!
-That's the first Pro-Business budget I've seen here!
-What about Grandma?
-Fuck her crumbling bones! Let her fuckin die!
-Thought we're gonna throw her under the bus?
-Either/or.
-Or either?
-What are you wonking about now?
-Well, three alternative actually presented.
-Out!
Labels: budget, Grandma, pro business, under the bus, wonk
Monday, May 02, 2011
Destinations
“Hey! We're kicking Grandma
out the door, down the stairs,
to the curb, under the bus, up onto
the highway! Who gives a shit anyway?
Or to any spot we designate
(might shove temp voucher, too,
into her gray panties). And you
know what happens then?
Churches come along, gather up
the whimpering lumps. Governing
involves hard options and we’ve
stopped throwing serious money
at the useless.”
Labels: budget, medicare, Republican Budget
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Changing the Game
Prez throws dinky curve
from off his shallow hill &
vocal opposition gets
tied up. It's nine-inning contest
& they've come back before, but
not from looking this silly.
Prez throws dinky curve
from off his shallow hill &
vocal opposition gets
tied up. It's nine-inning contest
& they've come back before, but
not from looking this silly.
Labels: budget
