Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Grandma in Transition
CONGRESSMAN
Gotta throw Grandma under the bus all at
once!
Can’t be gradual, or you’ll have
Democrats and other Goody-Two-Shoes pulling her back by the legs while
you’re trying to fling her good!
LOBBYIST
Some image!
CONGRESSMAN
Was fuckin English Major!
LOBBYIST
Your speeches often quoted.
CONGRESSMAN
Yeah, but for the wrong reasons. Media
needs Simon Legree!
Not familiar with that gentleman.
CONGRESSMAN
No matter. You’re a product of dumbed-down
education.
Smart enough to know this scotch is
smoky silk!
CONGRESSMAN
Son, only Congressmen and billionaires
can afford
this scotch.
LOBBYIST
Have a hunch it’ll prove expensive to
me.
First sensible thing you said.
Labels: billiionaire, bribery, Congress, Congressman, Grandma, lobbyist, Simon Legree
Thursday, January 03, 2013
Music Promised
“No, you heard me right.
Yank out the rug from un-
der Grandma. Send her
ass-over-teakettle! That
is: zilch Social Security
and squat Medicare.
So, make her buy similar on
commercial, open, markets.
And if she can’t, why reason we
have family, charity, Church!
Uh huh? Well such ‘cheap
cruelty’ will someday be
identified as Love, and
a hymn undertaken
in my praise.”
Labels: Charity, Church, Family, Grandma, medicare, Social Security
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Out!
-That's the first Pro-Business budget I've seen here!
-What about Grandma?
-Fuck her crumbling bones! Let her fuckin die!
-Thought we're gonna throw her under the bus?
-Either/or.
-Or either?
-What are you wonking about now?
-Well, three alternative actually presented.
-Out!
Labels: budget, Grandma, pro business, under the bus, wonk
Sunday, November 07, 2010
Photography
Coyly practicing on the stone
gnomes in her garden,
Grandma becomes proficient
enough on the digital camera
to catapult up the aisles
at Graduation in a frenzy
of angles. All save the rear
view of the hemorrhoidal
commencement speaker.
Labels: digital camera, Grandma
