Monday, May 07, 2018
Wit and Dress
-Mark and Diane are highly intelligent!
Yet half the time the shirt’s on inside-out.
-Both?
-Sometimes.
-I’d be interested in the times both meet
your criteria for apparent stupidity.
-One in five!
-So! For every fifth time one or the other
has the shirt on inside out, then…
-Stop! Your type always employs language as the ultimate fuckup vehicle!
-It’s Language! You can do anything
with it!
-Apparently.
-Your sporting T-shirt’s on backwards.
-Nonsense! You can’t get me in that
foolish way.
-University Seal should be on the
front, not the back.
-Oh well...this once.
-Case closed.
-Daylight Savings...dress in the dark.
-Thousands spent on our education,
only to find there’s a reason for everything!
-You’re being sarcastic!
-Realistic.
Labels: carelessness, clothing, custom, education, individual
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Annals of Daily Wear
I remember everyone beautifully dressed.
The uniforms exquisitely tailored.
Even the Jew when he left his apartment
and we screamed JEW! had a carefully-
ironed suit.
Labels: anti-Semitic, clothing, Jew, Nazi Germany, suit, tailored
