Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Our Latest Apology For Slaughtering Innocents
From the bottom of our heart, hom-
bres, we appall youse guys.
From the bottom of our heart, hom-
bres, we appall youse guys.
Labels: apology, collateral damage
Friday, November 14, 2008
It’s Not Cricket*
Where have all the good sports gone?
The ones who threw in the sponge
to enable a rich junior to win
at golf. The ones who laughed
at gooks joining air
in the artillery blast. The ones
who fucked millions on mortgages.
The ones who super heroically held the line
on tipping waiters. The snide accountants
who coined the term Collateral Damage.
*Afghans are still upset over Sunday's air strike, which killed dozens of
innocent civilians at a wedding party. -Juan Cole
Where have all the good sports gone?
The ones who threw in the sponge
to enable a rich junior to win
at golf. The ones who laughed
at gooks joining air
in the artillery blast. The ones
who fucked millions on mortgages.
The ones who super heroically held the line
on tipping waiters. The snide accountants
who coined the term Collateral Damage.
*Afghans are still upset over Sunday's air strike, which killed dozens of
innocent civilians at a wedding party. -Juan Cole
Labels: collateral damage
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
"Collateral Damage" Sings
so bureaucratic-flat
when it’s babies
rendered air. How
about “Sideshow? Tru-
ly unfortunate goof,
Charge of Freedom,
(High Five!)
One of those things?”
(Hey! God’s Will covers all
bets.)
so bureaucratic-flat
when it’s babies
rendered air. How
about “Sideshow? Tru-
ly unfortunate goof,
Charge of Freedom,
(High Five!)
One of those things?”
(Hey! God’s Will covers all
bets.)
Labels: collateral damage
