Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Rocco and the Trump Supporter
ROCCO
So build a wall! Thus employ a cadre
of lazy and stupid Texans with political
connections? How Republican!
TS
What wall? WIRE! Get within ten feet and
you’re broiled.
ROCCO
Whole families?
TS
Take em back steaming and dump em at
Mexi-McDonalds: Spick Special!
ROCCO
Your great grandfather came from Italy!
TS
Yeah, but with BRIO! Not stink!
Rocco, severely Liberal, resides in South Philadelphia.
Search him for his uneven appearances on
this blog.
Labels: American, Border, dumb Texans, ethnic, ethnic prejudice, illegal immigrant, immigrant, Italian, Mexican, prejudice, Texan, wall, zap
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Sayonara, Lone Star
Rip and Cooley, Machinists Union
R
So, another health care idiot in Texas gets Ebola?
Despite the funny suit!
C
Hey the blueprint set when Ruby shot Oswald.
The whole huge state is, like, totally incompetent!
R
It’s a Right-to-Work State.
C
Right to get fucked!
R
Some wanna make it a separate nation!
C
Don’t let the door hit 'em in the ass!
Labels: dumb Texans, Ebola, Oswald, ridicule of Texas, Right-to-Work, Ruby, Texas, Texas Hate
Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Dialog Concerning Query of the Day
-How dumb is Texas?
-Important question, since they’ve threatened to secede.
-Off and running once they found someone could spell it.
Well, anyway, undumb in the college towns. Austin, all the others.
-And oil roughnecks?
-They'd get killed. And their big execs ride in stretch limos
while punching up iPhones, so they're smart. Along with armies of accountants.
-Teachers and fireman and cops pass tests, thus can't be too...
-Some ranchers fly their own planes around the huge spreads.
That takes some brains. And their newer cowboys have to
keep track of things by computer. Believe it or not, they’re
almost like little businessmen.
-Scrub another romantic legend! Well, at any rate, what
does that leave?
-Bags of rocks.
-How dumb is Texas?
-Important question, since they’ve threatened to secede.
-Off and running once they found someone could spell it.
Well, anyway, undumb in the college towns. Austin, all the others.
-And oil roughnecks?
-They'd get killed. And their big execs ride in stretch limos
while punching up iPhones, so they're smart. Along with armies of accountants.
-Teachers and fireman and cops pass tests, thus can't be too...
-Some ranchers fly their own planes around the huge spreads.
That takes some brains. And their newer cowboys have to
keep track of things by computer. Believe it or not, they’re
almost like little businessmen.
-Scrub another romantic legend! Well, at any rate, what
does that leave?
-Bags of rocks.
Labels: dumb Texans, Texas.ignorance
