Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Dialog Concerning Query of the Day
-How dumb is Texas?
-Important question, since they’ve threatened to secede.
-Off and running once they found someone could spell it.
Well, anyway, undumb in the college towns. Austin, all the others.
-And oil roughnecks?
-They'd get killed. And their big execs ride in stretch limos
while punching up iPhones, so they're smart. Along with armies of accountants.
-Teachers and fireman and cops pass tests, thus can't be too...
-Some ranchers fly their own planes around the huge spreads.
That takes some brains. And their newer cowboys have to
keep track of things by computer. Believe it or not, they’re
almost like little businessmen.
-Scrub another romantic legend! Well, at any rate, what
does that leave?
-Bags of rocks.
-How dumb is Texas?
-Important question, since they’ve threatened to secede.
-Off and running once they found someone could spell it.
Well, anyway, undumb in the college towns. Austin, all the others.
-And oil roughnecks?
-They'd get killed. And their big execs ride in stretch limos
while punching up iPhones, so they're smart. Along with armies of accountants.
-Teachers and fireman and cops pass tests, thus can't be too...
-Some ranchers fly their own planes around the huge spreads.
That takes some brains. And their newer cowboys have to
keep track of things by computer. Believe it or not, they’re
almost like little businessmen.
-Scrub another romantic legend! Well, at any rate, what
does that leave?
-Bags of rocks.
Labels: dumb Texans, Texas.ignorance
