Sunday, October 08, 2017
80s Puzzle
In his eighties now, Hastor overwhelmed
by Crisis!
via persistent strings of them.
But, upon examination by his daughters,
none existed really.
“What will happen when a real one arrives?”
Melinda asked his medical team
Hoddings Destry Morgan Undervel, MD,
replied “Probably kill him.”
His partner-wife Rhonda Makepiece Louisa
Conchita Pepita Schwartz, MD, concurred.
Thus, keeping him alive consisted of laughing.
Which angered him.
How can such a conundrum end?
Who knows, who cares?
Once you find out what you’re doing,
you should always stop.
Labels: anger, exaggeration, fear, fear of old, old
Friday, February 10, 2017
The Language Market
Real Estate or
a Wondrous Sense of Wonder
(+ Entitlement?)
Just Propulsive, Really
Cliff and Marie bought
the Chalet Model.
Actually, not much bigger
than their old studio apartment.
"I'm wondering where we'll put
all our shit," wondered she.
"Toss half. Any half."
"Why do they call it that?"
"Why do they call anything anything?"
Labels: exaggeration, marketing, Middle Class, pretense, Real Estate, selling
Saturday, July 20, 2013
Doing the International Flop
Where Sport Transcends
Hey Beano! Let’s attend
the Great Flop-o-reeno!
We call it Soccer, they,
Football. And O, insane,
the grimacing, the pain!
You’d think: next to
excruciating death!
These vile, trashy frauds!
Not Sport, but “Tragic” Art?
Like Mais freakin oui!
Labels: exaggeration, flopping, football, soccer
