Wednesday, May 25, 2022

 

Strange, Shy

 2 introverts marry 

& talk in dashes.

She tells him she

likes his D - - K;

he as fond of her C - - T.

Fine so far, though TV

counsels that a doctor

should glimpse the anatomical

oddity of his member. He insists

on taking her along!

Mostly to sidetrack

giggling nurses &

astonished beancounters,

who peek!




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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

 

The Large, and the Domestic


Her “Extravert Week” broke on old guilts.


Try again sometime.


Boyfriend, Chance, begged her to stop
improving.


“You’re just tired of hearing things all
the time!” she firmed.


“All I DO is hear things!”


Serious! concluded she...


tugging at his hair and laughing
“My best, best guy!” Then she
promised her Mother’s Goulash!

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Wednesday, August 01, 2018

 

-We shy ones


find it distasteful to tell folks
what we want.


-And since they’re incapable of
Divining same…?


-Insensitive boors!


-may I suggest a sea-change?


-I’m to join the Non-Shy Portion of
the World?


-Naturally!


-They don’t welcome upstarts.


-Unless you scream LOUDER!


-I’m not a WOMAN!

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Monday, November 27, 2017

 

Hail to The Extroverts


At parties where each
shy one stared long at
coordinates of air. Barged

some Brass-Balls in there,
emitting prolix spasms that
stirred us, if even to sly sarcasm.

We got to talking! Some--believe it
or no--SOCIALIZING! What

a Trudge, Budge!
The memory merits
a nap!

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