Wednesday, May 25, 2022
Strange, Shy
2 introverts marry
& talk in dashes.
She tells him she
likes his D - - K;
he as fond of her C - - T.
Fine so far, though TV
counsels that a doctor
should glimpse the anatomical
oddity of his member. He insists
on taking her along!
Mostly to sidetrack
giggling nurses &
astonished beancounters,
who peek!
Labels: bean counters, corporate medicine, double standards, introvert, modern medicine, nurse, prudery, shy
Wednesday, August 01, 2018
-We shy ones
Labels: extrovert, introvert, man, shy, Woman
Wednesday, May 09, 2018
Sex and the Shitty
-Doubt it! I’ve always been about ninety-nine percent verbal!
-So very pussy! And probably proud of it!
-No choice. Natural timidity coupled with a love of words.
-Weak tea and stale cookies. The women must be forming an overwhelmed line as we speak!
-It...moves slowly.
-In the meantime, females all around you
-Exuding?
-Someone must grab a sensitive part of
-Goodness! But I myself would be embarrassed to death to do such a thing!
-Where are the Men of Action?
-How about a nice poem?
-Cures no exuding!
-In the long run we can get around to that too!
-In the long run, people like you are killing the rest of us!
-Take a deep breath!
Labels: attraction, hormones, sex, shy, verbal
Monday, November 27, 2017
Hail to The Extroverts
Labels: breaking ice, extrovert, introvert, loud, loudmouth, shy, socializing
Saturday, November 11, 2017
Having Never Left
Lozzy loves the quiet with herself.
“I’m so shy I hardly speak to me!”
Laughs she.
Then she works at drilling
dimples into her cheeks.
Sucking them in there really.
“Aren’t you finally CUTE?”
“CUTESY-WOOTSEY!” Mirror answers.
“Are we lapsing into baby talk?”
“Never left.”
Labels: baby talk, cute, private, shy
Sunday, September 11, 2016
Dissecting Behavior
Brill and Aggie chewed over Barb’s remark to Katzy that evening:
Why are you so shy? You’re not that good!
“Well, why IS he so shy?” shrugged Aggie.
“All kinds of shy. There’s the one where the closed one won’t talk because the rest of us are too stupid.”
“I lean that way.”
“Or, being genuinely afraid and timid.”
“Not with a few drinks in him! No woman safe
from hands or wit of ole Katzy!”
“Or, being deeply depressed. Period.”
“Uh huh? Well, which for him? o Great Definer!”
What makes for shy in his case?
“All. None. We’re...great mysteries, Aggie.”
“Bullshit! Not a tenth of an ounce of MYSTERY
in the whole gang!”
Labels: depression, fear, gang, Narcissism, psychology of shy, shy, timidity
Wednesday, July 06, 2016
Too-Shy Roger finally spoke up at meetings
for Truth, Justice, and the American Way!
But, by then, he had lost the thread of the
discussion, and came off babbling and incoherent.
Dorrie found all of it warmly charming, and set
her cap for him.
Of course, he had no chance.
Strides ahead of him at Home Depot now.
He trundles the cart she throws plywood on.
He hears it after in the car, some awful meeting,
but she’s on the cell with girlfriends.
Labels: Home Depot, marriage, meeting, modern work, set cap, shy, stress, white collar, work
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
Trump as Kaiser Wilhelm
approaches every question
with an open mouth. Riot!
So...he’s making up for shy ones
like you, who didn’t speak out
multitudinous times. And Rout!-
ing such Respectable Quiet.
Labels: fear, Kaiser, political speech, post truth, Post Truth Politics, shy, speaking out, Trump
Saturday, June 18, 2016
The Town, Jan 2, 1967
They thought the year
would never arrive,
but toasting it presently
with sparkling cider
mid the steam of
Excelsior Laundry.
Mr Randall, Lillian
from the bakery,
Shy Ray from Deese
Hardware. He
didn’t stay shy,
which is why
you’re here.
Labels: merchants, New Year, sex, shy, small town, toast
Friday, October 11, 2013
Exhortation
Examples Gross As Earth
Go to school board,
town council, Senate
and House Committees.
How you'll hear blatant
idiocies and shame-
less lies! Get your fill.
Note to the shy:
The more you
stay afraid
to speak,
the more empower
viral imbeciles.
Labels: afraid, idiotic public servants, shy
Saturday, April 27, 2013
The Shy Guy
shares a limo to
the meeting with
two women who
can really talk.
Decides it: He'll
never marry.
Labels: garrulous, marriage, shy, women
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Was a Rebel,
announce I from
time to time.
Seinfeld counters such
a class of utterance
(paraphrasing) No,
Johnny Yuma is a rebel.
You’re a nut! Hey! On oc-
casions didn’t really speak up,
for shyness, though these duds
somewhat balanced by shooting
off my mouth sans any substance
through other crazy frames.
But so what? 300 estimable
average in baseball.
Jerry's comment still gives
me no end of amusement
in itself, at myself.
Labels: bold, loud, quiet, rebel, Seinfeld, shy
