Tuesday, July 04, 2017
The Importance of Lists to Encompass
Life, Business, and Patriotism
Because of cyber panic, especially
fear of ransomware, CEO penciled
his new list on scraps of paper.
All these scraps lost, mislaid, something.
He remembered many points and told
his most meticulous VP.
Who relayed them in conference call.
Her demeanor even stranger than usual,
staff took the tone as sarcastic, and
disregarded everything.
Stock shot up!
Wall Street Nearly Confidential subjected
CEO to a near-endless interview.
“For all the wondrous machines,” Marcy
Marcy gushed in conclusion, “men and
women still have IDEAS!”
“From sea to shining sea!” CEO affirmed,
since 4 July approaching.
Labels: business, cyber panic, life, list, patriotism, ramsomware
Sunday, June 11, 2017
-Left off the desirable list!
-Something you did? Or, knowing
you, said?
-The latter I would guess.
-You do say some dreadful,
dreadful things!
-I think it's because I feel that I
don't have much time left.
-So little time, so much
vituperation?
-Something like that.
-Well, you should do just
the opposite!
-Sunshiny?
-Ja wohl!
-No way! Those people get
shit on with great regularity.
-To a degree.
-Always! Sans balls!
-It's piping then?
-Everything!
-Well, yours is Rube Goldberg!
-Rube! Don't go! I love you!
-Twisted!
-That way you keep meeting
yourself.
Labels: ego, hurt, left off, list, manners, personality, Rube Goldberg, taking offense, twisted, uniqueness