Tuesday, August 09, 2016
The Choice
-Disenchanted with both choices, I’m joining
millions in writing in Bert Hogg!
-Never heard of him.
-Bert presently resides in a lab at Stanford.
-He’s...a pig?
-Bingo! But one who can talk about the level
of a seven year old.
-Add another year and he could be President!
-Will be, if our polls are right.
-And two terms?
-One will be enough. He gets bored.
-We’ll get sick of the reporters interpreting every
grunt! And the guaranteed haters knocking
everything as pig-like!
-“He handled the Easter Egg Hunt like the pig he is!” First Lady Pig help out there?
-Hortensia, from Yale’s lab.
-Change the name! The real despisers will have
too much fun with that first syllable.
Labels: election, hate, parties, pig, President, Stanford, write-in, Yale
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Come Fly With Me--Not
Short Take on Airlines
One carrier is featuring old movies.
The first, Deliverance.
When the degenerate rapist orders his
male victim to "Squeal lahk a pig!"
the entire cabin squeals.
Labels: air travel, crowded, Deliverance, pig, rapist
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
C'mon Leave Pigs Alone!
Especially no lipstick!
They're already vastly
smarter than cats & dogs.
& most Republicans.
Especially no lipstick!
They're already vastly
smarter than cats & dogs.
& most Republicans.
