Friday, July 04, 2014

 

Token


-When I came aboard as the token “NEE-gro,” they had low expectations.

-What did you do?

-Fulfilled them.

-Embarking on the longggg slide to retirement?

-Yeah, but a funny thing happened. The new black guys: 

hip and quick.

-Inciting high expectations?

-Mais oui! And my shtick done stuck!

-Did they offer to buy you out?

-No need. Ran so fast I passed the dudes!

-So they actually helped you? The youngsters did?

-Yes and no.

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Friday, October 12, 2012

 

Show Token


-All races have similes for me. Black as the
inside of a cave, etc. Many more clever.
And extended.

-When I showed them your photo, they went
all babbling-ecstatic.

-Rare.

-Do I hafta explain the gig?

-Can I rely on my innate rhythm?

-Ha ha. They just put you front and 

center, often next to the speaker.
When he makes a joke you laugh etc. 

But you’re mostly there for optics.

-A quite dark contrast. Just rallies then?

-Some banquets!

-Goody! I can bounce the rubber chicken 

like a basketball.

-Maybe a smaller dinner thing or two–if they’re videotaping.

-Not usual. They’re often private. 

And clubby. Speaking of which, money?

-My commission alone greater than your usual fee! You’ll get rich.

-It’s an ill wind...all right.


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