Saturday, January 09, 2016
Hope’s Finale
Shopping Through Sister-Brother Lens
-Dad got stinging reprimand!
-As shopper, or Mickey-Mouse handyman?
-She sends him for those little chocolate
puddings, and he misunderstands. Two bucks
in Walgreens and half that in Winn-Dixie.
-Store brand the latter. Their house full of em! An Extravaganza of Thrift!
-Oh well, what else do they have to do but scissor coupons? They're trying to
get them over the web now, and they've screwed up the computer doing it. Expect a call.
-There goes a day!
-Anyway, they show love with the ridiculous things they do together.
-That's what love is, huh? No wonder I prefer a sharp stick in the eye.
-That department in temporary lockdown?
-Permanent!
-Oh come on!
-Tried and tried as you know. And the last
a beauty I gave heart and soul!
-What jinxed it?
-Why the Man On the Flying Trapeze showed her his repertoire while I worked out at the common Y. She swooned and the rest is stupid history!
-Don't get bitter. It's the tights. His best look. Crotch. But hardly yours.
-GET bitter?
-Always Hope!
-Took its final shit!
Labels: brother, coupons, hope.crotch, Man Flying Trapeze, shopping, sister, web, Y
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Multiplier
-Hemingway? Fitzgerald? With Web might be millions!
-How about Ernie’s statue in Pamplona?
-Be thousand Pamplonas, and thousands of statues of various Hemingways!
-But, the one iconic!
-All will be iconic.
-Oh well, as Whitman said I am multitudes!
-He knew his shit way back when!
-Faggot too.
-I rest my case.
Labels: Elitism, Fitzgerald, Hemingway, iconic, Literature, multitudes, talent, Walt Whitman, web, Web Future
Sunday, May 06, 2012
Once Upon
Newsboys cried
Read all about it!
On the net you can.
Eventually. It leaks
out during the week,
spooling into a fetid pool
until no one wishes it wider.
Newsboys cried
Read all about it!
On the net you can.
Eventually. It leaks
out during the week,
spooling into a fetid pool
until no one wishes it wider.
Labels: net, news overload, web