Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Needle's Cousin, Priest From Oakland
ROCCO
So is Needle dudeing up some ecclesiastical duds for you?
PRIEST
I'm activist, Rocco. Right now getting heating fuel to
Oldsters. Warmup jacket and jeans my vestments.
ROCCO
Activist, hey? And in Socialist Oakland? You're danger
to the Free World for sure.
PRIEST
No theory, Rocco. The practical, real, gritty. That's my
Earthly Paradise.
ROCCO
It's not for me! I'd rather go to that St Regis Paradise the
IGA bankers frolicked at on Treasury's bailout money.
PRIEST
Did Uncle Sam pay for the whores they ran through there?
ROCCO
Father! You were in seminary too long. Uncle IS the whore!
PRIEST
Uh uh. Let's apply the Jesuit razor of logic to this: The whore
doesn't pay the John!
ROCCO
Oh?
Rocco views the world from S Philadelphia
Labels: bailout, St Regis, Uncle Sam Whore
