Friday, August 07, 2009
Rocco and Nam Nick
NAM NICK
The Republican lunatic-birthers, tea baggers and queer-haters are shrieking down speakers at Town Hall Meetings.
ROCCO
Their right, no?
NAM NICK
I don’t know about that. World would profit by their loss.
ROCCO
Speaking of which, they lost most elections in near memory. They’re sore
sore sore! And will be for a good long time.
NAM NICK
It’s The Republican Sore Losers’ Club!
ROCCO
Yeah, but they still have the Constitutional right to bellyache whether
you like it or not.
NAM NICK
They should be locked up as dangerous nuts! Like the way they should’ve
locked up Hitler and thrown away the key!
ROCCO
Uh huh? And how about you freaks back when? Shouting down
the speakers defending the war? If they locked up all you crazies,
we’d still be in Vietnam.
NAM NICK
I screamed at the war pigs because I couldn’t stand hearing any more
of their murderous lies! Anyway, that was for a good! What good are these...?
ROCCO
More they defuse their fury in politics, more their wives stay alive.
S Philly's Rocco usually leans a bit left in dialog.
NAM NICK
The Republican lunatic-birthers, tea baggers and queer-haters are shrieking down speakers at Town Hall Meetings.
ROCCO
Their right, no?
NAM NICK
I don’t know about that. World would profit by their loss.
ROCCO
Speaking of which, they lost most elections in near memory. They’re sore
sore sore! And will be for a good long time.
NAM NICK
It’s The Republican Sore Losers’ Club!
ROCCO
Yeah, but they still have the Constitutional right to bellyache whether
you like it or not.
NAM NICK
They should be locked up as dangerous nuts! Like the way they should’ve
locked up Hitler and thrown away the key!
ROCCO
Uh huh? And how about you freaks back when? Shouting down
the speakers defending the war? If they locked up all you crazies,
we’d still be in Vietnam.
NAM NICK
I screamed at the war pigs because I couldn’t stand hearing any more
of their murderous lies! Anyway, that was for a good! What good are these...?
ROCCO
More they defuse their fury in politics, more their wives stay alive.
S Philly's Rocco usually leans a bit left in dialog.
Labels: Rocco, tea baggers, Vietnam
