Thursday, February 25, 2010
Ike the Communist
Return with me now to those
thrilling days of yesteryear...
Hey! O-Man trumps genial
Kansan in being Red, Moslem,
& born in Ragtop-Land. T-
riple fuckin header! ...when
from out of the past comes
the thundering wingnuts.
We know they can thunder. Reason
Town Halls fabricated. But how
fast can they truly spin? Is
there a university study?
Can’t trust, of course, since
they’re all Communists too.
Labels: Eisenhower, Ike, John Birch Society, Obama, tea baggers, wingnuts
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Rocco Meets His Teabagger
ROCCO
Dr Onofrio, Literary Scholar of Defunct American Fascist Writers!
And, of course, present Teabagger--unless I miss my guess.
DR O
Right on, Rocco! Democrats, aka Socialists, tilting the table of money
towards the stinking rabble.
ROCCO
Blacks, you mean. Group you hate the most.
DR O
I hate everybody!
ROCCO
That’s literary. You learned that attitude slogging through your PhD at Penn
with the other malcontents and drama queens.
DR O
No! Literally true. I literally hate...!
ROCCO
Uh huh? How about getting real and ranking your top three groups for me?
DR O
Be glad to. First is blacks, of course. Oh, excuse me, Afro-Americans!
Must be politically correct, the low gear of our pretend democracy.
ROCCO
And the second?
DR O
Can’t you guess? “Oy Marvin! Did yuh ever see such a kikey place
as Atlantic City? I love it! But keep the Rabbi away from the whores!”
ROCCO
Predictable so far.
DR O
The third would be ghinnies, best represent by you, Rocco, all heart if it’s somebody else’s money. And all mouth in any case.
ROCCO
Last time I saw your mom and dad shopping at The Italian Market,
they didn’t quite resemble white-bread Americans from The Main Line.
DR O
I disown them! They’re ghinnies all the way through. Plastic-covered furniture
and a goat in the backyard!
ROCCO
Please call again.
DR O
Try and stop me!
ROCCO
They always come back!–but whatever for?
In Rocco’s S Philadelphia, a child often returns with disdain.
ROCCO
Dr Onofrio, Literary Scholar of Defunct American Fascist Writers!
And, of course, present Teabagger--unless I miss my guess.
DR O
Right on, Rocco! Democrats, aka Socialists, tilting the table of money
towards the stinking rabble.
ROCCO
Blacks, you mean. Group you hate the most.
DR O
I hate everybody!
ROCCO
That’s literary. You learned that attitude slogging through your PhD at Penn
with the other malcontents and drama queens.
DR O
No! Literally true. I literally hate...!
ROCCO
Uh huh? How about getting real and ranking your top three groups for me?
DR O
Be glad to. First is blacks, of course. Oh, excuse me, Afro-Americans!
Must be politically correct, the low gear of our pretend democracy.
ROCCO
And the second?
DR O
Can’t you guess? “Oy Marvin! Did yuh ever see such a kikey place
as Atlantic City? I love it! But keep the Rabbi away from the whores!”
ROCCO
Predictable so far.
DR O
The third would be ghinnies, best represent by you, Rocco, all heart if it’s somebody else’s money. And all mouth in any case.
ROCCO
Last time I saw your mom and dad shopping at The Italian Market,
they didn’t quite resemble white-bread Americans from The Main Line.
DR O
I disown them! They’re ghinnies all the way through. Plastic-covered furniture
and a goat in the backyard!
ROCCO
Please call again.
DR O
Try and stop me!
ROCCO
They always come back!–but whatever for?
In Rocco’s S Philadelphia, a child often returns with disdain.
Labels: Rocco, South Philadelphia, tea baggers
Friday, August 07, 2009
Rocco and Nam Nick
NAM NICK
The Republican lunatic-birthers, tea baggers and queer-haters are shrieking down speakers at Town Hall Meetings.
ROCCO
Their right, no?
NAM NICK
I don’t know about that. World would profit by their loss.
ROCCO
Speaking of which, they lost most elections in near memory. They’re sore
sore sore! And will be for a good long time.
NAM NICK
It’s The Republican Sore Losers’ Club!
ROCCO
Yeah, but they still have the Constitutional right to bellyache whether
you like it or not.
NAM NICK
They should be locked up as dangerous nuts! Like the way they should’ve
locked up Hitler and thrown away the key!
ROCCO
Uh huh? And how about you freaks back when? Shouting down
the speakers defending the war? If they locked up all you crazies,
we’d still be in Vietnam.
NAM NICK
I screamed at the war pigs because I couldn’t stand hearing any more
of their murderous lies! Anyway, that was for a good! What good are these...?
ROCCO
More they defuse their fury in politics, more their wives stay alive.
S Philly's Rocco usually leans a bit left in dialog.
NAM NICK
The Republican lunatic-birthers, tea baggers and queer-haters are shrieking down speakers at Town Hall Meetings.
ROCCO
Their right, no?
NAM NICK
I don’t know about that. World would profit by their loss.
ROCCO
Speaking of which, they lost most elections in near memory. They’re sore
sore sore! And will be for a good long time.
NAM NICK
It’s The Republican Sore Losers’ Club!
ROCCO
Yeah, but they still have the Constitutional right to bellyache whether
you like it or not.
NAM NICK
They should be locked up as dangerous nuts! Like the way they should’ve
locked up Hitler and thrown away the key!
ROCCO
Uh huh? And how about you freaks back when? Shouting down
the speakers defending the war? If they locked up all you crazies,
we’d still be in Vietnam.
NAM NICK
I screamed at the war pigs because I couldn’t stand hearing any more
of their murderous lies! Anyway, that was for a good! What good are these...?
ROCCO
More they defuse their fury in politics, more their wives stay alive.
S Philly's Rocco usually leans a bit left in dialog.
Labels: Rocco, tea baggers, Vietnam
Thursday, April 23, 2009
To Tea Baggers
Hey you’re pissed!
You lost. Get over it!
as your ilk reminded me
in gleeful humor for
8 years of illegitimacy
1st foisted by a botulistic
court. But, couldn’t quite
find fiscal outrage under Bush,
could you? Grandkids not
being bankrupted then?
At any rate, can’t fathom, really,
why GOP even ran, having left
almost nothing to plunder.
Hey you’re pissed!
You lost. Get over it!
as your ilk reminded me
in gleeful humor for
8 years of illegitimacy
1st foisted by a botulistic
court. But, couldn’t quite
find fiscal outrage under Bush,
could you? Grandkids not
being bankrupted then?
At any rate, can’t fathom, really,
why GOP even ran, having left
almost nothing to plunder.
Labels: Supreme Court, tea baggers, tea parties
