Tuesday, September 15, 2009
"The Last Decent Republican" --Two operatives chat.
-We're entering an age of singular viciousness!
-Hey! Enter? Exit? Bullshit! Just the usual hardball.
-Republican ideas and principles subsumed!
Can you even name one?
-Not offhand. They're locked the library and I fight
to keep that repository of total horseshit safe.
-I don’t think I can have a discussion with you, really.
-Nah, I rather gouge some eyes. Hey! I was in
The Brooks Brothers Riot in Miami. That's where we walked
over the corpses of pussy Republicans like you and their
Democrat fellow travelers.
-The Royal Road of Grease.
-Whatever you say. Talk is, like, the cheapest.
-Most of the public now sees us as a mob of nearly homicidal maniacs.
-Fuck the nearly!
-I've lost my home! That’s what I know.
-Not at all! We keep you around as The Last Decent Republican, a fuckin fossil. Can a fossil suck?
I mean literally suck?
-We're entering an age of singular viciousness!
-Hey! Enter? Exit? Bullshit! Just the usual hardball.
-Republican ideas and principles subsumed!
Can you even name one?
-Not offhand. They're locked the library and I fight
to keep that repository of total horseshit safe.
-I don’t think I can have a discussion with you, really.
-Nah, I rather gouge some eyes. Hey! I was in
The Brooks Brothers Riot in Miami. That's where we walked
over the corpses of pussy Republicans like you and their
Democrat fellow travelers.
-The Royal Road of Grease.
-Whatever you say. Talk is, like, the cheapest.
-Most of the public now sees us as a mob of nearly homicidal maniacs.
-Fuck the nearly!
-I've lost my home! That’s what I know.
-Not at all! We keep you around as The Last Decent Republican, a fuckin fossil. Can a fossil suck?
I mean literally suck?
Labels: Last Decent Republican, Republican, Republican Hardball
