Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Two Very Humongous Bankers
-More banks failing!
-Penny-ante!
-But we're too big to fail! I love it.
-And Uncle still keeps carrying the cash bags in.
-Does that make him a bag man?
-Shhh! No Mafia hints. Our PR has already taken
huge hits! Little people think us thieves.
Even some of our heavy friends concur.
-We merely speculated in risky financial instruments.
What else is new?
-Nothing. But we just found us one hell of a depositor!
-As good Republicans, we're against it all! In theory.
-But keep it coming!
-No moral hazard. Worst we can do is lose Uncle’s money.
-Let’s fuck him first. That’s his moral hazard.
-More banks failing!
-Penny-ante!
-But we're too big to fail! I love it.
-And Uncle still keeps carrying the cash bags in.
-Does that make him a bag man?
-Shhh! No Mafia hints. Our PR has already taken
huge hits! Little people think us thieves.
Even some of our heavy friends concur.
-We merely speculated in risky financial instruments.
What else is new?
-Nothing. But we just found us one hell of a depositor!
-As good Republicans, we're against it all! In theory.
-But keep it coming!
-No moral hazard. Worst we can do is lose Uncle’s money.
-Let’s fuck him first. That’s his moral hazard.
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