Wednesday, September 02, 2009

 
Two Very Humongous Bankers


-More banks failing!

-Penny-ante!

-But we're too big to fail! I love it.

-And Uncle still keeps carrying the cash bags in.

-Does that make him a bag man?

-Shhh! No Mafia hints. Our PR has already taken
huge hits! Little people think us thieves.
Even some of our heavy friends concur.

-We merely speculated in risky financial instruments.
What else is new?

-Nothing. But we just found us one hell of a depositor!

-As good Republicans, we're against it all! In theory.

-But keep it coming!

-No moral hazard. Worst we can do is lose Uncle’s money.

-Let’s fuck him first. That’s his moral hazard.

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