Friday, November 13, 2009
How To Survive in Washington
First, apply to Think Tanks. If
one despises your advocacy, then
submit the few temperate
passages you've written. You
may even be invited on a panel–-to be
sandbagged by wits of bent dimension.
If in the audience with other
intellectuals, ask questions
with extensive prefaces which
prove you're smarter than experts
on the dais. All the exercises, any-
way, intending to straighten out
the Administration with rigors
of Right or Left glimpsed
through rhetorical fog.
There's always lunch, subsidized
by rail-headed billionaire hogs.
Labels: Think Tank
