Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Rocco and Bitter Bart
ROCCO
So how's it goin’, Bart?
BB
Same-o same-o. Just bought a shitbox car to get me to my
shitbox job--which I'm suppose to be grateful for.
ROCCO
You mean you're FREE to be grateful for. Such freedom, according to the Right, being a gift from God.
BB
Yeah, Free to be fucked by The Man. Like, continuously.
ROCCO
Hey, you filled out the Four Freedoms with that last one! Where's Norman Rockwell when you need him?
BB
Outsourced, so the boss's whore can eat butter creams.
Rocco reports on his short meetings in South Philadelphia.
ROCCO
So how's it goin’, Bart?
BB
Same-o same-o. Just bought a shitbox car to get me to my
shitbox job--which I'm suppose to be grateful for.
ROCCO
You mean you're FREE to be grateful for. Such freedom, according to the Right, being a gift from God.
BB
Yeah, Free to be fucked by The Man. Like, continuously.
ROCCO
Hey, you filled out the Four Freedoms with that last one! Where's Norman Rockwell when you need him?
BB
Outsourced, so the boss's whore can eat butter creams.
Rocco reports on his short meetings in South Philadelphia.
Labels: Norman Rockwell, outsourcing, Rocco, South Philadelphia
