Friday, May 21, 2010
Party of No
-How do you counter Party of No, Mr Candidate?
-I say Party of No all right! No to stealing
our Constitution! No to Socialism, No...
-Get the idea. And it's lousy. Every time you repeat
the language of a charge you lodge it further in the
sucker's head!
-Well what...?
-Positive! Party of Yes! Yes to Founding Fathers' Vision!
Yes to...!
-Too highbrow! How do you smash them with Socialism
that way? I mean really smash!
-More snidely. We don't want the reporters to bring up the
frozen-ass countries like Sweden, Denmark and Norway
where it works.
-Shit! Nothing works! Aren't they broke too? Like us?
-You have a tendency to steer towards academic discussion.
It's okay to appear fair. But ram it up Dems' ass
every second!
-They'll point out that some social programs loved
by our own people.
-Insidious! Tearing the fabric of Freedom!
-Doesn't everything? Really?
-And you're not running for mayor of Copenhagen!
-Wish I was. Tivoli nice.
AFTER
-Don’t take this unkindly, but your candidate's the dumbest
bastard I've encountered in this work.
-Kind to his dogs.
-So was Hitler, but he was smart before the Jew hate
ate him from the inside out.
-Well nothing’s gonna eat our boy! We keep him simple.
-Watch out for Race: he’ll blunder.
-Hey he’s married to a Black!
-What?
-Well, deeply-tanned from Alabam. Beach bunny.
-Better bleach her up!
-How do you counter Party of No, Mr Candidate?
-I say Party of No all right! No to stealing
our Constitution! No to Socialism, No...
-Get the idea. And it's lousy. Every time you repeat
the language of a charge you lodge it further in the
sucker's head!
-Well what...?
-Positive! Party of Yes! Yes to Founding Fathers' Vision!
Yes to...!
-Too highbrow! How do you smash them with Socialism
that way? I mean really smash!
-More snidely. We don't want the reporters to bring up the
frozen-ass countries like Sweden, Denmark and Norway
where it works.
-Shit! Nothing works! Aren't they broke too? Like us?
-You have a tendency to steer towards academic discussion.
It's okay to appear fair. But ram it up Dems' ass
every second!
-They'll point out that some social programs loved
by our own people.
-Insidious! Tearing the fabric of Freedom!
-Doesn't everything? Really?
-And you're not running for mayor of Copenhagen!
-Wish I was. Tivoli nice.
AFTER
-Don’t take this unkindly, but your candidate's the dumbest
bastard I've encountered in this work.
-Kind to his dogs.
-So was Hitler, but he was smart before the Jew hate
ate him from the inside out.
-Well nothing’s gonna eat our boy! We keep him simple.
-Watch out for Race: he’ll blunder.
-Hey he’s married to a Black!
-What?
-Well, deeply-tanned from Alabam. Beach bunny.
-Better bleach her up!
Labels: Party of No, Republican, socialism
