Thursday, June 24, 2010

 

Primary Candidate, Incumbent

Be-LIEVE? I believe in nothing.
Oh I can recite our mantra: small
government, tax cuts, etcetera

fuckin etcetera, and bash a gay
when it becomes–-Family!--
my turn.

Not to mention torturing
Constitution to give
every man an AK47.

Slash spending! Unless it involves
agencies where I place your
retarded nephews Elmo. Just

put one in FBI. He can’t tie his
shoelace, might as well be
a black one. Anyway,

Tea Party money pours in thus
I’ve really commenced the super-
babble.

Why is everything so funny?
It’s a gift from God!

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