Saturday, November 13, 2010

 

None So Vile


-So this guy appointed to lit department at prestigious university.

-But a serpent in the fescue?

-Lunch.

-Harmless enough for most. Even academics.

-Allusion combat. Much out-clevering whilst zapping
the other with the table wit of lit.

-Did our champion acquit himself with valor?

-Mostly, but often his stomach churned going to class.

-Is it a story with this acid end?

-He left for a small college where they really respected his specialty and baked each other casseroles.

-What was his specialty?

-I don't remember.

-Emblematic of the weight of your tale. Of a whole lot, really.

-Oh well, anyway, every profession must have its silly
pseudo-contests.

-None So Vile

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