Tuesday, November 16, 2010
The REPUBLICAN and the MANUFACTURER
REPUBLICAN
Freedom!
MANUFACTURER
Keep on with that one. We need the room to swing our elbows and knock out what's left of the unions.
REPUBLICAN
It's not free.
MANUFACTURER
A card of dedicated plastic says GOP!
REPUBLICAN
We can't afford a cooling off period.
MANUFACTURER
Believe me, smoke comes out of it. But you gotta help
me with these bankers. We're sitting on billions,
but with them it's trillions.
REPUBLICAN
They’re afraid.
MANUFACTURER
Just a hangover after their crooked pipedreams. That's what’s different with us: we make a product, real and palpable!
REPUBLICAN
Is it any good?
MANUFACTURER
I've lost track.
REPUBLICAN
Freedom!
MANUFACTURER
Keep on with that one. We need the room to swing our elbows and knock out what's left of the unions.
REPUBLICAN
It's not free.
MANUFACTURER
A card of dedicated plastic says GOP!
REPUBLICAN
We can't afford a cooling off period.
MANUFACTURER
Believe me, smoke comes out of it. But you gotta help
me with these bankers. We're sitting on billions,
but with them it's trillions.
REPUBLICAN
They’re afraid.
MANUFACTURER
Just a hangover after their crooked pipedreams. That's what’s different with us: we make a product, real and palpable!
REPUBLICAN
Is it any good?
MANUFACTURER
I've lost track.
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