Thursday, April 14, 2011
Calliope
ACCOUNTANT-1
He must be our most infantile client!
ACCOUNTANT-2
Probably. How manifested this time?
ACC-1
He heard that GE has a 227-page return and got jealous.
ACC-2
How long his?
ACC-1
A mere 114, so he wanted to add pages of deductions.
ACC-2
Already Creative Writing. We mustn’t let it be turned into Farce.
ACC-1
I told him that the more we conferred, the higher our fee.
ACC-2
That stopped him?
ACC-1
His lawyers did. Told him he was ruining an
Ignorance Defense, if Justice came after him.
ACC-2
Which will never happen. Too big to jail.
But they could seek us.
ACC-1
Same defense. Our raft of brigands, aka the legal firm of
Allsiz, Belleer, and Rancini, gave us bum advice!
ACC-2
Why it's just a Carousel of Ignorance out here!
ACC-1
Accompanied by The Calliope of Greed.
ACCOUNTANT-1
He must be our most infantile client!
ACCOUNTANT-2
Probably. How manifested this time?
ACC-1
He heard that GE has a 227-page return and got jealous.
ACC-2
How long his?
ACC-1
A mere 114, so he wanted to add pages of deductions.
ACC-2
Already Creative Writing. We mustn’t let it be turned into Farce.
ACC-1
I told him that the more we conferred, the higher our fee.
ACC-2
That stopped him?
ACC-1
His lawyers did. Told him he was ruining an
Ignorance Defense, if Justice came after him.
ACC-2
Which will never happen. Too big to jail.
But they could seek us.
ACC-1
Same defense. Our raft of brigands, aka the legal firm of
Allsiz, Belleer, and Rancini, gave us bum advice!
ACC-2
Why it's just a Carousel of Ignorance out here!
ACC-1
Accompanied by The Calliope of Greed.
Labels: accounting, itemized deductions, tax return
