Monday, June 06, 2011
Corporate HQ
-Our take is that we engage our critics, have a
no-holds-barred discussion, and change ourselves
for the betterment of mankind!
-Oh yeah? I just thought we were mining coal.
Look, our critics are a bunch of weak hillbillies.
Every sentence trails off.
-That’s the problem. Public pity for them
is killing us! So, the thing is first to beef them up!
-How do we do that?
-Send a leader in. One of our own who can mouth Lefty.
-Good idea. He’ll hog TV time and make them appear
to have fiber.
-Then we’ll have that discussion!
-What if he turns traitor with all the good home cooking?
-We got more. It’s the beauty of the system.
-Our take is that we engage our critics, have a
no-holds-barred discussion, and change ourselves
for the betterment of mankind!
-Oh yeah? I just thought we were mining coal.
Look, our critics are a bunch of weak hillbillies.
Every sentence trails off.
-That’s the problem. Public pity for them
is killing us! So, the thing is first to beef them up!
-How do we do that?
-Send a leader in. One of our own who can mouth Lefty.
-Good idea. He’ll hog TV time and make them appear
to have fiber.
-Then we’ll have that discussion!
-What if he turns traitor with all the good home cooking?
-We got more. It’s the beauty of the system.
Labels: Capitalism, coal, mining, mole
