Tuesday, December 06, 2011
CALL-IN SHOW IN A TRUER UNIVERSE
Q Sixty, Florida, Graduate Degree, unemployed for 2 years. What...?
A You’re too fuckin old. Find a posh golf course and caddy there. Most fatasses employing you will try to steer you right of Genghis Khan, but ignore it.
If a good player, tell him he's the best you've seen.
If wretched, praise his intuitive feel for the game.
Labels: golf, unemployment
