Friday, April 27, 2012

 

Parents


-She said to me: “You men think you're hot shit with your peepees!”

-Have you worked through your preliminary analysis?

-Sex, having to do with sex. How would she know...? Such a little...!

-Rudimentary program in her school--if you remember last year's PTA war.

-Well, that's all bad enough, but hot shit?

-That's just vulgarity. Children pick that up from playmates.

-You remember I wanted to home-school her?

-We can transfer our prejudices without that.

-Who are these playmates?

-Children of your friends. Like their parents,
they run the gamut
from genteel to vulgar,
from moral to...its inverse.


-Well I don't like it. My little honey-bunny!

-Honey bunnies grow up. A few even develop opinions.

-What are the names of these children
she plays with?


-Do you have a warrant?

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