Friday, April 27, 2012
Parents
-She said to me: “You men think you're hot shit with your peepees!”
-Have you worked through your preliminary analysis?
-Sex, having to do with sex. How would she know...? Such a little...!
-Rudimentary program in her school--if you remember last year's PTA war.
-Well, that's all bad enough, but hot shit?
-That's just vulgarity. Children pick that up from playmates.
-You remember I wanted to home-school her?
-We can transfer our prejudices without that.
-Who are these playmates?
-Children of your friends. Like their parents,
they run the gamut from genteel to vulgar,
from moral to...its inverse.
-Well I don't like it. My little honey-bunny!
-Honey bunnies grow up. A few even develop opinions.
-What are the names of these children
she plays with?
-Do you have a warrant?
Labels: children, parents, sex
