Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Sure 'twould kill a man twice
after eating a slice.
Reference to one Miss
Fogarty's Christmas cake.
Here we label it fruitcake and
attempt numerous leaden jokes.
Suffice to say that mothers
will not let babies crawl un-
der a board groaning with one.
Laugh if you must, but only
a few fatalities have been
reported, most from ingestion
rather than weaponization. Too-
close call, though, for Toody Delgado
of Litz, Long Island. Doctors failing
with their arsenal of gas-whackers
and stomach pumps, he finally got on
the net, finding his condition mocked
one, astightus wombola, from
equatorial East Africa,
and the bloated
body was ultimately
transported by nautical buddies
to Bridgeport, Connecticut, thence
overland to Ansonia, where
a tropical med mavin had
inexplicably been deposited.
With a gallon of Pepto Bismol
and an Oreck Vacuum Cleaner
he effected a somewhat messy cure.
Fuzzy video eventually
made its way to Oprah,
where Delgado spoke
against industrial desserts.
after eating a slice.
Reference to one Miss
Fogarty's Christmas cake.
Here we label it fruitcake and
attempt numerous leaden jokes.
Suffice to say that mothers
will not let babies crawl un-
der a board groaning with one.
Laugh if you must, but only
a few fatalities have been
reported, most from ingestion
rather than weaponization. Too-
close call, though, for Toody Delgado
of Litz, Long Island. Doctors failing
with their arsenal of gas-whackers
and stomach pumps, he finally got on
the net, finding his condition mocked
one, astightus wombola, from
equatorial East Africa,
and the bloated
body was ultimately
transported by nautical buddies
to Bridgeport, Connecticut, thence
overland to Ansonia, where
a tropical med mavin had
inexplicably been deposited.
With a gallon of Pepto Bismol
and an Oreck Vacuum Cleaner
he effected a somewhat messy cure.
Fuzzy video eventually
made its way to Oprah,
where Delgado spoke
against industrial desserts.
