Thursday, August 16, 2012
GOP Future
-So we rebadge as The Ayn Randian Party?
-Like, immediately!
-Sorta rolls off the tongue.
-We can jettison the Ayn. The old broad won't care.
-How 'bout the traditional Republicans and their Party
of Lincoln jazz?
-Marginalized, like him.
-And the Party of Moochers? Can we rebadge them thusly?
-Won't hafta. Evident to all fairminded men and women.
-We have those?
-Not many, thank God.
-So a platform of enlightened selfishness.
-Skip the enlightened. Not a highschool civics class.
-End government as we've known it!
-Let's not go crazy. She's got wondrous, thumping tits.
-We latch on to the Right one. How 'bout the Left?
-Why we suck so hard, other goes dry!
-After all’s said and done, I can’t tell you how
much I enjoy feeling like an obnoxious prick!
-Bingo!
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